I was a total bitch a year ago
So, I work hard in school and get a job so I can get a better job later in life until I die? Great life lesson, dad. Fucking faggot.
I have standards for Christmas.
This wasn’t one. NOT EVEN close. Neither were the last two, but this one was just bad. I guess it’s probably just me.
And so, shit bitch ass cunt motherfucker dick.
I say that with all due respect.
What the fuck are these people trying to...
Fuck Christmas Town. This is going to be a fucking humongous waste of fucking time. I don’t want to go anywhere on the weekends! This is the only time I don’t have to worry about douchebag school or some shit. You say you moved here because there’s more to do, well, fuck! I had plenty to do. I could walk five minutes to friend’s house. I can’t do that here. Who...
SRSLY SO FCKIN SRS
A noun is a word that defines either a person, place, or thing. Also, it can be an idea. Something that is intangible. Something like language, or psychology, or time. So why are people afraid of all these things, if they aren’t even real?
The other day, I remembered I had a tumblr. I thought, hey, maybe I should blog about something since it’s been so long! It was a good idea, but I haven’t thought of anything to talk about. I mean, I have been studying all sorts of literary works of art (movies) and reading other people’s posts, but nothing relevant has come to mind. Then, it hit me. What if I blogged about...
I DON'T KNOW
Moving is fucking things.
Everything is getting fucked up so damn fast. I’m trying at the best of my abilities to make it better, but I’ve never had to deal with something this shitty with such little time. Fuuuuuck. I hope I can settle everything before I have to leave it all forever.
What the fuck I'm fucking stupid.
I have too much swag and it's getting out of...
When people tell you, "High school is the best...
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FUCK THAT SHIT
I’m going to outer space.
I should really cut down on my fucking cussing.
I have memories of things that have never happened before, and then some days, I just have gaps at wierd points in the day where something should be. I must Jason fucking Bourne or some shit.
I get to fucking move. So here's a list of crazy...
blow something up play hide and seek in wal-mart at midnight. fake a murder. globo-thermo-nuclear war flip-reload a model 1887 go to wal-mart and take all the bacon and the cinnamon toast crunch, and the lunchables actually nevermind. lunchables suck now. is classified invent teleporters and randomly teleport people to and from canda releasing the kraken. getting an 11-kill streak...
Everything is going bad.
I don’t know why I’m posting this, but all my stuff is deteriorating. My internet and xbox are getting worse, and my tastes for food are becoming blander. I feel paranoid now. I don’t know. It’s getting to me.
I was messing around today..
When I took a porcupine and put three gallons of glitter on it then set it on fire and made it have a threesome with a dinosaur and Madonna, and I got lady gaga.
Favorite shit right now.
Favorite movie: Independence Day Favorite song: Don’t Bring Me Down - Electric Light Orchestra Favorite Food: Those new USA poptarts. Favorite TV show: Dexter Favorite Color: Red Favorite Video Game: MW2 Favorite Website: Memebase Favorite Dinosaur: Velociraptor Favorite thing to hate: Noobtubes Favorable method of apocalypse: ZOMBIES
What is the meaning of life?
I’ve been asking people on omegle what the meaning of life was, here are a lot of their responses: Having sex and making babies Chocolate Sex Feeling comfortable 42 To love and be loved Monty Python movies life is just a thing that makes you suck (this made me lol) to have fun while trying to find someone to be with to live …yeah, fuck it there is no meaning I got...