So, I work hard in school and get a job so I can get a better job later in life until I die? Great life lesson, dad. Fucking faggot.
I don’t know how tumblr works and I haven’t been on here in forever so here’s a velociraptor cake :I
I have standards for Christmas.
This wasn’t one. NOT EVEN close. Neither were the last two, but this one was just bad. I guess it’s probably just me.
What the fuck are these people trying to accomplish?
Fuck Christmas Town. This is going to be a fucking humongous waste of fucking time. I don’t want to go anywhere on the weekends! This is the only time I don’t have to worry about douchebag school or some shit. You say you moved here because there’s more to do, well, fuck! I had plenty to do. I could walk five minutes to friend’s house. I can’t do that here. Who would’ve thought Virginia would be worse than Kansas? Obviously not my fucking parents. The sad part, is that they aren’t going to learn shit from this experience.
A noun is a word that defines either a person, place, or thing. Also, it can be an idea. Something that is intangible. Something like language, or psychology, or time. So why are people afraid of all these things, if they aren’t even real?
Serious post
The other day, I remembered I had a tumblr. I thought, hey, maybe I should blog about something since it’s been so long! It was a good idea, but I haven’t thought of anything to talk about. I mean, I have been studying all sorts of literary works of art (movies) and reading other people’s posts, but nothing relevant has come to mind. Then, it hit me. What if I blogged about something so ridiculous and irrelevant, that it made sense and was interesting? Genius. Fucking genius. So, now I have decided to talk about dinosaurs. Which dinosaur is my favorite? Velociraptor. Even though it was really not that sexy beast from jurassic park (those were closer to deinonychus) they were still the first animal I ever related to(I watched the first Jurassic park film when I was five). Dwight schrute states that triceratops are inferior to every single other dinosaur, but I actually disagree. While being quite portly, surely they’re better than gallimimus, which were basically the potato chips of the carnivorous dinosaur world. Anyway, that’s really all that’s on my mind right now and I hope you and also that person behind you enjoyed this.
