"The Blog Of Death"

Above: Suchomimus

Below: Carnotaurus

THOSE ARE SOME BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS RIGHT THERE

GOD DAMN

I was a total bitch a year ago

Hello Good Morning: Sound advice for today.

via nbcparksandrec:

Oh … well …. now it all makes sense.

viatastefullyoffensive:

Context: Eagle Snatches Baby

So, I work hard in school and get a job so I can get a better job later in life until I die? Great life lesson, dad. Fucking faggot.

DAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW.

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I don’t know how tumblr works and I haven’t been on here in forever so here’s a velociraptor cake :I

I have standards for Christmas.

This wasn’t one. NOT EVEN close. Neither were the last two, but this one was just bad. I guess it’s probably just me.